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Post by yuffie on Mon Dec 21, 2015 12:21 pm

Possibly asking for trouble but I think picture is crying out for a caption contest


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Re: Caption contest

Post by 2weirdtown on Mon Dec 21, 2015 12:26 pm

What the hell are you playing at? I told you we were going for a 0-0!
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Post by Elmore James on Mon Dec 21, 2015 12:29 pm

everything I know about football is on a piece of paper this big......

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Post by Roman Mike on Mon Dec 21, 2015 12:29 pm

It's this big I tell you
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Post by comrade powell on Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:02 pm

If I'm going to get that move to Juventus in the January transfer window, I need to start talking with my hand across my mouth.
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Post by Palms on Mon Dec 21, 2015 1:10 pm

"Kaid, Ben's not talking to you so he's asked me to ask you to pass to him once in a while"
"Tell him no boss, I'm not talking to him either. Actually, I'm not even looking at him"
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Post by comrade powell on Mon Dec 21, 2015 2:01 pm

Gaffer, this shirt is so small it wouldn't even fit Yuffie!
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Post by Peter Newman on Mon Dec 21, 2015 2:28 pm

Can I let that centre forward out now - I've had him in here all game.

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Re: Caption contest

Post by Colin Voutt on Mon Dec 21, 2015 3:58 pm

Look, I told you not to put the ball in their net!

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Post by Marc Monitor on Mon Dec 21, 2015 5:08 pm

"Has anyone seen anything around about this big, white and spherical? After you have found it, find out what to do with it"
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Post by stillmanjunior on Mon Dec 21, 2015 5:14 pm

"Kaid, the one thing Ebbsfleet do not like playing against is pace. I played at a reasonable Football League level and the one thing I couldn't stand playing against was pace."
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Post by Steve Whites Missus on Mon Dec 21, 2015 7:48 pm

"... and after I've finished shaving the sides I'll usually rub some gel into the top like this..."

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Post by BenE on Mon Dec 21, 2015 9:12 pm

stillmanjunior wrote:"Kaid, the one thing Ebbsfleet do not like playing against is pace. I played at a reasonable Football League level and the one thing I couldn't stand playing against was pace."

Very funny gets my vote
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Re: Caption contest

Post by BenE on Mon Dec 21, 2015 9:17 pm

Trapped wind? Just rub their back like this.
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Re: Caption contest

Post by Midsomer-steve on Tue Dec 22, 2015 12:36 am

Don't all look at me like that - OK, you win - Do what you do best, not what I tell you to do.
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Post by Diogenes on Tue Dec 22, 2015 8:40 am

"Great effort lads - we've got the hole in the Titanic down to this size."

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Post by Elmore James on Tue Dec 22, 2015 8:42 am

as the players looked shocked and embarrassed, Arch explains how he'd like the supporters to chant his name. with intermittent clapping...

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Post by Sir Ged Roddy on Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:09 am

Diogenes wrote:"Great effort  lads - we've got the hole in the Titanic down to this size."

Excellent

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Re: Caption contest

Post by the demon headmaster on Tue Dec 22, 2015 3:57 pm

Playing football is like making love to a beautiful woman......

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Post by Elmore James on Tue Dec 22, 2015 6:16 pm

the demon headmaster wrote:Playing football is like making love to a beautiful woman......

but you gotta score.... Razz

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Re: Caption contest

Post by yuffie on Tue Dec 22, 2015 6:33 pm

the demon headmaster wrote:Playing football is like making love to a beautiful woman......

Smile

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Re: Caption contest

Post by Roman Mike on Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:11 pm

Can we have a caption competition every week please? Very Happy
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Post by comrade powell on Tue Dec 22, 2015 9:41 pm

Roman Mike wrote:Can we have a caption competition every week please? Very Happy

Yuffie must be mellowing with age. In his days as forum fuhrer, anything connected with fun was frowned on. Remember the word association thread, which was killed off just as it was about to reach a landmark of several hundred pages. And then there were the Germans... bounce
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Re: Caption contest

Post by RUDI GULITS on Tue Dec 22, 2015 11:24 pm

kiad: jesus that was a loud fart
Williams:thats shocking boss i can smell that from here
ben:i cant believe you just done that
gaffer:sorry boys but i had a curry and 10 pints of lager last night
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caption contest.

Post by oap.irf on Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:30 am

Shocking hair style boss.
You need a good barber. !!!

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